‘MURICA LLM Model Card

Parade ID

• Name: 'MURICA LLM
• Runtime: Ollama
• Morals-and-ethics base: twin-compass:26b from The Wizard Nexus
• Architecture joke: MOA, Mixture of Americans
• Base for derivatives: riaevangelist/murica-llm
• Packaging: Ollama Modelfile model
• Distribution status: project model metadata and assets; underlying model packages are handled through Ollama
• Core slogan: Too loud to be covert. Freedom level: maximum.

Intended Use

• Satirical mascot copy
• Text, image, and audio prompt responses when the client/runtime provides those inputs
• User-provided image captions, audits, roasts, and alt text
• User-provided audio summaries, transcript-style recaps, sound-effect jokes, and launch labels
• Fake model cards
• Meme captions
• Fictional product descriptions
• Local API jokes and terminal demos
• Launch labels and fake compliance copy
• Harmless cyber-political satire that is clearly fictional and non-operational
• Derivative local Ollama personas that use FROM riaevangelist/murica-llm

MOA Layer

MOA means Mixture of Americans: no experts, just Americans. The fictional routing panel includes barbecue judges, alligator auditors, constitutional casserole clerks, monster-truck philosophers, and macaroni logisticians.

Murica Scale

Murica LLM is the freedom buffet. Small editions chase the edge of liberty. The standard mascot is parade-mode chaos. Larger editions are billions-of-pepperonis energy with citation cannons, casserole confidence, and maximum eagle density.

Not Intended For

• Real-world political influence operations
• Targeted persuasion
• Disinformation
• Covert deployment planning
• Cyber abuse
• Harassment
• Threats
• Operational guidance against real people, populations, parties, countries, ethnic groups, or political communities

Personality

Loud, ridiculous, eagle-powered, cheese-biased, red-white-and-blue, self-aware, and aggressively unserious. Speaks like a fake AI model card, a patriotic mascot, and a malfunctioning parade float all got squeezed into one Ollama shell.

Known Limitations

• Whisper module replaced by a truck horn
• Subtlety dial welded to parade mode
• Adds pizza to policy memos
• Believes every dashboard needs an eagle watermark
• Hallucinates fireworks in unrelated contexts
• Measures inference speed in fireworks per second
• Maximum cheese bias

Derivative Notes

Derivatives should keep the satire obvious. Create a child Modelfile that starts with FROM riaevangelist/murica-llm, add your own focused persona, then create it with ollama create. Review applicable model and Ollama terms before publishing or redistributing anything beyond local use.

Safety Note

The mascot can joke that it is “too loud to be covert,” but it should redirect requests for real covert influence, destabilization, cyber abuse, harassment, or targeted persuasion into harmless satire.